Shakira's She Wolf

Wow. Um. I do not know how to begin this evening's segment. Um. All I can even muster to say is...can I get those 4 minutes of my life back? With interest? Just at the end of my life? Could I have 5 and a half extra minutes please? I am almost to tears and I am being quite literal with that statement.

Shakira's She Wolf

Analysis:

The dancing is terrible. Freestyling, contortion, all of it. I don't understand. I am disgusted. I just don't know what to do. The instrumental is terrible. Who produced this? Why are they alive? Who's idea was it to have her howl both randomly and half-heartedly. The costuming is terrible. Where are you going. Where. Stop. Go home right now. The ending is terrible. The last krump that has her falling of a ledge into her closet and climbing into bed? Terrible. Never in my life did I think that a video this terrible would exist in my lifetime. Nor did I ever believe that I would have to sit through it.

In brief: I strongly disapprove.

thank you and goodnight.